Friday, July 24, 2009

Things That Have Happened More Often Than The Rays Getting a Baserunner Yesterday....

Things that have happened more often.....

Dinosaurs become extinct
Man invents the wheel
Columbus discovers America
JFK is assassinated
A black man is elected President
The Titanic sinks
A-Rod denies taking steroids
Jason Giambi admits taking steroids
Andy Pettite admits taking steroids
A-Rod gets caught and admits taking steroids
Brett Favre retires 3 years in a row
Saddam Hussein is executed
Pearl Harbor is bombed
The Taco Bell dog dies.

Things that will happen more often....

A woman is elected President
Dinosaurs are genetically re-engineered
Man walks on Mars
Lost City of Atlantis found
The Yankees are suspended for 50 games for using PEDs.....the entire team.
Brett Favre actually retires

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