Manta Rays, Stingrays, Light Rays, Rachel Rays?

Today's task is to define "Rays."

Like any good young adult a simple google search would reveal what has been mystifying to many a nonrayer, that we are that "Starburst Team."

Step 1: Google "Rays"

Step 2: Click Image search because we all know that words are hard to read and pictures are what makes words relevant.



Step 3: Proceed to click on the picture of Rachel Ray's picture and spend the rest of the night pondering why, "Conservatives See Boogeyman on Rachel Ray's Buttocks."

Step 4: Write your own caption in the comment section.