Like any good young adult a simple google search would reveal what has been mystifying to many a nonrayer, that we are that "Starburst Team."
Step 1: Google "Rays"
Step 2: Click Image search because we all know that words are hard to read and pictures are what makes words relevant.
Step 3: Proceed to click on the picture of Rachel Ray's picture and spend the rest of the night pondering why, "Conservatives See Boogeyman on Rachel Ray's Buttocks."
Step 4: Write your own caption in the comment section.